Superficial Sayings:
New Additions:
"I think women should be placed up on pedestals...so we can look up their skirts!" -Rico
"Oh, that useless species surrounding the vagina...woman." -Rico
"The big head strategizes and the little head gets the promotions." -Rico
"Love means never having to sleep on the wet spot." -Rico
"If men and women were truly equal, God wouldn't have given them tits to make up the difference!" -Rico
"A superficiator is the one who officiates the rules of and grades your sexual harassment conduct."
"Superficiation is the act of officiating and grading one's acts, actions and statements during the sexual harassment process."
"That's right! There is no TEAM in ME, but ME is in TEAM ! It is ALL about ME and my pleasure! And YES -- the world does revolve around ME and the sun does rise and set in MY ass!"
"To have teamwork you must first have a TEAM. Since I am the M & E that is all I need, which means, in layman terms, IT IS ALL ABOUT ME!"
"There is NO TEAM in ME, but if you can use one letter twice you can spell EAT ME!"
"Yes, for those of you that have been so worried about it, playing with her tits while fucking your woman is classified as Multi-tasking!" -Rico
"By the grimacing look upon your face I believe I have discovered the location of the missing Alien Anal Probe from Area 51!"
"Ordinary men believe angels surround them and protect them, but a Superficial Man believes there are scantily clad angels in thongs, push up bras and feather boa wings just surround them."
"Brains or Beauty? A woman has one brain but possesses two tits (and sometimes they are augmented)...is it just coincidence?" -Rico
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...and those that just remain:
"'Anything more than a mouthfull is a waste' was just propaganda put out by disillussioned, small breasted women!"
" Not only do we disavow the slogan, "Anything more than a handful is a waste,' but we demand that men with large hands set the standard!"
"Sincerity is optional!"
"Being shallow and superficial is never having to say..."I Love You!"
"Chivalry has been shot, hung and buried!"
"Tits! They're not just for kids anymore."
"Tits! They're not just for breakfast anymore."
"Don't misinterpret this look on my face for caring...I am really just very seriously bored!"
"The Chauvinistic Pigs Society where real men are against women's rights everywhere!"
"A real superficial man needs lusting after."
"Superficial men need lust, too!"
"M.E.A.N.: Men Engaged in the Abolition of NOW!"
"I'm more excited than the prostitute who inherited the cucumber farm at harvest time!"
"Well, bend me over and call me Susan, thats what my roommate Bubba at the State Penn always did."
"There is nothing more superficial than a man and his pig who enjoy the miricles of technological advancement of modern day mammaries...the bigger the better!"
"Show me a man who doesn't love a good set of 115PPPs and I'll point my finger at the fag!"